"ADMIT WITHIN FIRE LINES."
An Extraordinary Motto For a Reporter's
Funeral Emblem.
In the Introduction to his history of
"The Last of the Mulberry-Street
Barons," in the May Century, Mr. Jacob A.
Riis, author of "How the Other Half
Lives," tells a rather grewsome, but very
amusing anecdote of a fellow-reporter
attached to Police Headquarters in
Mulberry street, New York.
There had been a feud of long standing
between the reporters in Mulberry
street, and, in consequence, news was
plentiful. There were mutual scores to
be paid off, and we paid them off in the
coin of the realm. The coin of Mulberry
street was murder, fire and sudden
death (we had passed the stage of
boxing-gloves and did not speak as we
passed by), and it went a long way. I
do not mean, of course, that we
murdered or burned up one another, but
these things were the staples of our
daily work as police reporters; and when
we were "out" the precinct returns
received an extra sifting, with the result
that many a grain of newspaper wheat
that would otherwise have escaped was
rescued from the dust-bin.
We had our specialties in this contest
of wits. One was distinguished as a
sleuth. He fed on detective mysteries
as a cat on a chicken-bone. He thought
them out by day and dreamed them out
by night, to the great exasperation of
the official detective with whom their
solution was a commercial, not in the
least an intellectual affair. They solved
them on the plane of the proverbial lack
of honor among thieves, by the formula,
"You scratch my back and I'll scratch
yours."
Another came out strong on fires. He
knew the history of every house in town
that ran any risk of being burned; knew
every fireman and could tell within a
thousand dollars, more or less, what was
the value of the goods stored in any
building in the dry goods district, and
for how much they were insured. If he
couldn't, he did anyhow, and his guesses
often came near the fact, as shown in
the final adjustment. He sniffed a firebug
from afar, and knew without asking
how much salvage there was in a bale
of cotton after being 24 hours in the fire.
He is dead poor follow. In life he was
fond of a joke, and In death the joke
clung to him in a way wholly unforeseen.
The firemen in the next block,
with whom he made his headquarters
when off duty, so that he might always
be within hearing of the gong, wished to
give some tangible evidence of their
regard for the old reporter, but, being in a
hurry, left it to the florist, who knew
him well to choose the design. He hit
upon a floral fire-badge as the proper
thing and thus it was that when the
company of mourners was assembled,
and the funeral service in progress, there
arrived and was set upon the coffin, in
view of all, that triumph of the florist's
art, a shield of white rose with this
legend written across it in red immortelles:
"Admit within fire lines only." It
was shocking but irresistible. It
brought down even the house of mourning.